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My name is Emily, though I also go by Rat and/or Posey. 20 years old. I have an incredibly twisted sense of humor and deep love of the macabre. And know this, virtually nothing that spills from my mouth makes any sense. You've been warned.
Anything could appear on this blog

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

baby: f-f-f
father: father????? are you trying to say father??
baby: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT; NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT, SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON! SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND; SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND, SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR......SAILOR VENUS! SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! SAILOR JUPITER! WITH SECRET POWERS ALL SO NEW TO HER SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON! FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT; NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT, SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON! SHE IS THE ONE......SAILOR MOON!

[talking about what he spends the most time on when he goes on a date] Unfortunately, my hair. Sometimes, suddenly, there’s a different wave in there you might not want.

[talking about what he spends the most time on when he goes on a date] Unfortunately, my hair. Sometimes, suddenly, there’s a different wave in there you might not want.

miltydammers:

I’m angry and I want to touch a wiener

youwillunderstand:

Sometimes I feel like there’s nothing worse than looking hot as hell and not being able to take a good selfie

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

verysharpteeth:

roane72:

devbasaa:

kryptaria:

fullcirclefan:

Who on earth is this? So pretty.

Whoops, sorry. I didn’t tag.

That’s Chris Evans!

Seriously. That’s our sweet, innocent Captain America. That, right there.

I am fond of the way his pants are barely hanging on him.

I am not even kidding. I want all the trashy oversexualized photoshoots of boys ever. *goes looking for the Sebastian Stan one to reblog*

Has Flaunt ever done a Richard Armitage photoshoot? This is important information to have. *goes looking for that too*

This photoshoot was a religious experience for me. I mean God bless it was flagrant sexualization of a man with no context and no apologies and it was the moment I realized how much I TRULY liked men.

jellojolteon2000:

More! More!

[[Shoutout to l0rnam0r3llo for the Leavanny one]]

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up